Even though I think the Iraqi Information Minister claiming that the Americans are nowhere near Baghdad as cameras clearly identify a U.S. presence in the background, probably, is more credible than the Republican assertions, still, I’ll entertain the idea, just for the moment, Obama really does want to be a Dictator. So, if this really is true, I think Obama needs some additional study aids to help him along his way, because, it seems to me, Obama still has way too many anti-dictatorship attributes that will prevent him from achieving his dictatorial aspirations.
For example, Obama’s statement back in March of last year: “Ultimately, if Mitch McConnell or John Boehner say we need to go to catch a plane, I can’t have Secret Service block the doorway.” This will just never do. A real dictator wouldn’t ever say or think such a thing. A real dictator would have blocked the doorway.
So, to help Mr. Obama out on his quest to become Dictator, I’ve selected several self-help guides that I think will give the President the edge he needs to fulfill that lifelong dream that his poor Republican opponents have assigned to him.
- How to Become a Successful Dictator
- How to Become a Dictator (a guide)
- Become a Dictator (A Short and Snappy Guide)
- Dictator’s Handbook: A Practical Manual for the Aspiring Tyrant
If the President brushes up on these documents, Beck, Bachmann and many other talented Republican leaders will finally get the President they have always wanted–one where they can finally and legitimately make the claim that the “President is a Dictator.”