Soliciting New Names for the Republican Party

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Since the Republican Party no longer appears to be the Party of Lincoln (preferring dishonest seditious TV Reality Stars instead) and it is definitely no longer the “Law and Order Party” given their continuing unwillingness to hold dishonest politicians in their own Party accountable for their unethical and inciting offences, the Party should really consider a name change.  Here are some ideas I have for a new name:

The News of the World Party

The National Enquiring Minds Party

The Chupacabras and UFO’s Really Exist Party

The Chest Hair Totalitarian Party

The 11,780 Missing Votes Party

The Alien DNA and Stop the Kabul Party

The Laser from Space Forrest Fire Party

The Seditious and Capital Vandals Party

The Censure Character and Integrity Party

The No Checks and Balances Party

The American Dear Leader Party

The One Dude Weird Worship Party

The Jim Jones Reinvented Party

The Grape Flavored Kool-Aid Party

The Kiss My Shinny Ring Party

The Alternate-Facts State TV & Propaganda Party

The My Pillow Party

The Forsake Our Founding Fathers Party

The Twisted Big Liars Party

The Bone Spurs and Lost Boats Party

The Walk to the Capital Party

The New Confederate Patriot Party

The Confederate Statue and Peculiar Reinstitution Party

The Throw Your Supporters Under the Bus Party

The Extort Another Foreign President for Political Gain Party

The Witness Tampering & Subpoena Obstructionist Party

The Vindictive Felonious Witness Retaliation Party

The Abuses of Power Party

The Russian Conspiracy Theory Champions Party

The Deference to Putin Party

The Alienate Your Traditional Allies Party

The Oops, We Found Another False Positive Dead Voter Party

The Dodge another Billion Dollar Law Suit Party

The Defamation of Character Party

The No Character and Wet Noodle Party

The Despicable Me Party

The Dr. Evil and Backwards Little Finger in the Mouth Party

I am pretty confident that one of the above names will be much more appropriate for the Republican Party.  And, that way, by selecting one of those above names, the Republican Party no longer has to worry so much about soiling the good name of President Lincoln and his former Party that had once held a place of so much honor and respect for preserving America’s dedication to the rule of law and against the rule of men.

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