What REAL Men Do

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Apparently, real men are back and here is what they are saying…

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…just have draft-dodging bone spurs.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…think celebrated captured and tortured soldiers from Arizona who fought in Vietnam are not heroes.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…have despotic, undemocratic fantasies that the election they just lost and they, themselves, are having trouble rigging, was…rigged.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…think that soldiers who died or who were maimed while serving their country are ‘losers and suckers.’”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…fire their defense secretaries for adhering to American ideals of honor and respect for the Constitution over loyalty to a single self-aggrandizing, vindictively insecure individual.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…fire their heads of cybersecurity for contradicting their unfounded and un-democratic lies about voter fraud.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…fire naval commanders at sea for trying desperately to keep their crew safe from a deadly disease.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…hire former New York City mayors with damaged reputations as legal counselors to spread lies and attack and undermine our democracy.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…ignore Federal laws (18 U.S. Code § 1513) as they fire in retaliation decorated military intelligence officers testifying to the truth.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…demand more loyalty to themselves than they do to our Constitution.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…are good with a Sharpie Pen when hurricanes strike.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…unsuccessfully pay-off adult film actresses to keep them quite.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…are still looking for all those boat owners in North Carolina.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…ignore bounties placed on the heads of their soldiers.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…think democracy is too inconvenient and too inefficient.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…corruptly extort presidents of foreign nations by using U.S. government resources for their own personal and political gains.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…just get impeached.”

“Real men wear masks.  Those who don’t…brood inside an oval office; launch endless, frivolous electoral lawsuits and never man-up to concede with honor.”

Well, there you have it.  “Real men” wear masks.  Doing their duty, they are protecting the ones they love, their fellow citizens and, to the extent that masks self-protect, themselves as well.  All “Real Men” agree that you should wear a mask too.  However, and for some reason we still don’t quite understand, after all these years, “Real Men” still don’t eat quiche?

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